Hässliche Cover, schöne Cover, nachgestellte Cover, zensierte Cover, Cover mit Hunden, Death Metal-Cover, Schlager-Cover, Über-Cover, Undercover... immer wieder Cover. Ich mache es deshalb auch kurz. Mir sind vor ein paar Tagen diese Varianten untergekommen:
Wer einen der folgenden Filme noch nicht gesehen hat, sollte entweder ein Gedächtnis haben wie ein Sieb (Hallo Ich!) oder besser nicht das folgende Video anschauen. Obwohl.... kommt schon, ihr seid doch sicher neugierig, pfeift auf jede Warnung und wollt sehen, ob The Fine Brothers es tatsächlich überzeugend schaffen in fünf Minuten 100 Filmspoiler in einem Take zu verwursten. Und zwar von:
The Crying Game, Blair witch project, Reservoir Dogs, A Beautiful Mind, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Chinatown, ET, Silence of the Lambs, Wild Things, Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky Balboa, There Will Be Blood, Forrest Gump, Sex and the City, Hancock, The Usual Suspects, LA Confidential, American Beauty, Se7en, Secret Life of David Gale, Kill Bill, Million Dollar Baby, Castaway, My Girl, Election, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, Return of the King, Sleepless in Seattle, Youve Got Mail, Addicted to Love, When Harry Met Sally, IQ, French Kiss, Kate and Leopold, City of Angels, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Boogie Nights, Titanic, Inside Man, Heist, Perfect Score, Italian Job, Oceans 11, Planet of the Apes, Bad News Bears, Rookie of the Year, Remember the Titans, Angels in the Outfield, Major League, Little Giants, Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks 2, Mighty Ducks 3, Field of Dreams, Shawshank Redemption, Oldboy, The Others, Braveheart, Life is Beautiful, Bonnie and Clyde, Easy Rider, The Departed, Jaws, Night of the Living Dead, Passion of the Christ, The Shining, Some Like it Hot, The Game, Soylent Green, Primal Fear, Fight Club, Jacobs Ladder, The Wizard of Oz, American Psycho, Total Recall, Twelve Monkeys, The Dark Knight, Vanilla Sky, Saving Private Ryan, Rosemarys Baby, Friday the 13th, In the Heat of the Night, Presumed Innocent, Scream, What Lies Beneath, Psycho, Empire Strikes Back, and Citizen Kane.
Hubspot hatte da eine Idee, die allen Internetarbeitern in den Marketingabteilungen sowas von aus der Seele sprechen dürfte... zumindest wenn man Kollegen steaner (von dem der Link kam), als beispielhaft nimmt. Lachen können wir aber alle drüber. Irgendwie.
Hier noch der Text:
"Oughta Know Inbound Marketing" by HubSpot'sRebecca Corliss
If I make one more call
I might go punch a wall.
No one understands
That this doesn't work.
They hang up cause I'm a creep.
The mail I send they don't read.
They always find a way to
Ignore me.
I'm interrupting their lives
So they threaten me with knives.
I didn't think that marketing was like torture.
Cause the calls, direct mail
TV ads, they all fail.
And they aren't getting me anywhere. They don't work.
No!
And every time I try to sell
'Didja know that I'm told I should go to hell?
Then I cry. Then I cry.
And you wonder why.
I want leads
To come to me.
Fix our SEO
Get some inbound links.
RSS
Let's get blogging.
Why don't we just use inbound marketing?
You. You. You. Oughta know.
Get my page rank up.
Tag my content.
Fix my landing page.
Let them come to me.
Now I can blog I can tweet
Publish things you will read.
Won't have to bug you in the middle of dinner.
Google me organically
Search results one two and three.
You need my products? Uh huh. Yeah you'll find me.
Cause the calls, direct mail
TV ads, they all failed.
And they weren't getting me anywhere. They don't work.
No!
And every time I tried to sell
'Didja know I was told I should go to hell.
Then I cried. Then I cried.
And you wondered why.
Now my leads
They come to me
Fixed our SEO
Got some inbound links
RSS
Now we're blogging
Thank god now we use inbound marketing.
You. You. You. Oughta know.
Wir kennen alle Guitar Hero. Viele kennen die Videos auf Youtube und Co. von auf der extremsten Schwierigkeitsstufe gemeisterten Mördersongs für Tastenteufel. Der wahre Nerd aber über fürhrt seinen liebsten Zeitvertreib ins echte Leben. Selten aber jemand so irgendwie bewundernswert wie dieser junge Mann hier:
Nachtrag: Mit Guitar Hero und Rock Band beschäftigt sich auch die neueste Ausgabe der weltbesten Schnellsprechquatsch-Chaos-Reviewnoreview-Videokolumne dieser Erde: Zero Punctation by The Escapist. Habt Spaß und schaut es unbedingt bis zum "Bonustrack".
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